By Josh Katzowitz, WCI Content material DirectorMost of us can agree that professional wrestling is a foolish spectacle. From the flamboyance of Attractive George within the Fifties to the absurdist antics of Andy Kaufman of the Nineteen Seventies, from the cartoon characters within the Eighties to the Angle Period of Stone Chilly Steve Austin and The Rock within the Nineteen Nineties (and even into as we speak the place kayfabe is useless and Netflix made a $5 billion take care of WWE to showcase the product), the thought behind the sports activities and leisure product is relatively ridiculous.
It is mainly this: women and men, partaking in cleaning soap opera-like storylines, pretending to beat one another up.
Professional wrestling is fairly silly. Nevertheless it’s additionally fairly superior.
There have been three distinct occasions in my life after I commonly watched professional wrestling: 1) after I was a child in elementary college years watching the southern wrasslin’ of the NWA and the Hulk Hogan phenomenon of the WWF (World Wrestling Federation; now generally known as World Wrestling Leisure); 2) after I was in school throughout the Angle period, the place we recorded (on a VCR!) all of the WWF and ECW (Excessive Championship Wrestling) exhibits we may deal with); and three) throughout the pandemic when my younger youngsters and I handed the time by watching upstart AEW (All Elite Wrestling).
I’ve been to most likely a dozen reside exhibits (every thing from TV tapings and pay-per-view occasions to impartial exhibits the place there have been perhaps 100 individuals in attendance), and I’ve interviewed a handful of professional wrestlers for numerous publications and shops. (The Rock as soon as stole a line from me that he used throughout a TV promo, and Scotty 2 Hotty did NOT like my query about what it was wish to have as soon as been a “jobber.”)
Regardless of its ridiculousness, I used to like professional wrestling, and in some sense, I nonetheless do. Particularly once we can speak about ridiculous gimmicks, characters, and storylines.
Since we’re recent off WrestleMania 41 from final weekend, as we speak is the proper day to mirror on the occasions when medical docs had been an vital a part of the wrestling script.
The Finest Physician Gimmicks in Professional Wrestling
Docs have been utilized in professional wrestling for a minimum of the final 75 years. Listed below are a few of my favorites.
Dr. Jerry Graham
It’s exhausting to find out whether or not Dr. Jerry Graham was presupposed to be a medical physician (or had merely earned his PhD), however when he wrestled within the Fifties and Nineteen Sixties, followers possible believed he was an actual MD. Throughout this period, many followers thought wrestling was “actual,” so though Graham didn’t precisely appear like the proper paragon of well being (as you’ll be able to see within the video beneath), we’ll assume most wrestling followers purchased the entire physician act.
Graham was one of many extra common wrestlers of his day. Together with the remainder of the Graham household, together with Eddie Graham and “Famous person” Billy Graham, Dr. Jerry Graham persistently helped promote out Madison Sq. Backyard in New York. He was hated by followers a lot that he impressed a riot in 1957 that injured eight law enforcement officials and destroyed a whole bunch of MSG seats.
Graham principally performed a heel character, and it’s all the time enjoyable to observe him get his comeuppance.
However the story didn’t finish properly for Graham. He had real-life psychological points, together with an incident in 1969 when he entered a Phoenix hospital with a gun and knife and stole his mom’s corpse, and he suffered from dependancy points.
“There was one thing contained in the Good Physician—perhaps even a genetic malformation—that repeatedly compelled him to sabotage himself. In the end, you sensed, he was going to self-destruct,” Famous person Billy Graham wrote in his 2010 memoir, through Professional Wrestling Tales.
Isaac Yankem, DDS
Largely thought of one of many worst gimmicks in WWE historical past (throughout a time when different wrestler characters included an IRS tax collector, a minotaur, a repo man, a friar, and a hockey goon), Isaac Yankem’s occupation was that of a dentist (get it?!? Yankem?!? Hilarious, proper?).
Replete with nasty-looking tooth, Isaac Yankem, DDS, debuted in 1995. Earlier than WWE proprietor Vince McMahon employed Yankem (actual title: Glenn Jacobs), he requested the wrestler a easy query of their first assembly: “Have you ever ever been afraid to go to the dentist?” Jacobs mentioned no, however McMahon was satisfied he may get Jacobs over as a foul man with the evil dentist gimmick.
“Right here I’m sitting throughout from Vince McMahon who’s probably the most highly effective particular person within the wrestling business and all I may assume was, ‘Wait you flew me all the way in which up from Knoxville, Tennessee, to New York to inform me that you really want me to be a wrestling dentist?’” Jacobs later recalled, through SE Scoops.
“. . . “However that’s the place the business and WWE particularly was at the moment. it was fairly campy. You see among the characters from that interval. It was simply cartoonish and it was actually specializing in going for teenagers truly. The product itself was very sanitized . . . They really thought it may very well be profitable. However sadly I couldn’t sink my tooth into it.”
Unsurprisingly, the gimmick failed.
Nevertheless it all labored out properly for Jacobs. He went on to painting Kane, some of the profitable wrestlers within the late Nineteen Nineties and properly into the 2000s, and he was inducted into the WWE Corridor of Fame in 2021. At present, Jacobs is the mayor of Knox County, Tennessee, and he’s ruminated about working for governor in the identical state the place lawmakers have thought of a invoice that prohibits fluoride from being added to public water techniques.
Britt Baker, DMD
Not like Isaac Yankem, Baker is definitely a dentist who practices in Florida. Naturally, her real-life occupation is a part of her gimmick, however it’s not the cartoony villainous model of Isaac Yankem. She received her largest consideration as a heel (wrestling parlance for a foul man) within the upstart AEW earlier this decade. However she hasn’t deserted her medical abilities, although she now has to navigate which sufferers are involved with their oral hygiene vs. simply wanting a photograph with their well-known dentist.
Even earlier than she graduated from dental college, she was placing in work on the impartial wrestling circuit, constructing her in-ring abilities. It virtually actually bled over into her educational research. As she mentioned, through Tech Speak El Paso, “Oh, yeah. I took my finals with a black eye.”
At an AEW present I attended in 2020, Baker launched herself to the group by bashing their “chubby Whataburger faces,” after which gave the “horns down” salute, an enormous insult to the Austin, Texas, crowd. It was an incredible promo, and fewer than two months later, Baker was a part of one of many extra iconic wrestling moments of the pandemic period when Baker, one of many longest-running AEW ladies’s champions of all time, broke her nostril whereas wrestling Hikaru Shida after which smiled to the digital camera.
Warning: her face is a bloody mess.
The face of @AEWrestling’s ladies’s division. #RoleModel #DMD pic.twitter.com/j3Ylhr4qiv
— Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. (@RealBrittBaker) April 9, 2020
The blood was actual (referred to as “exhausting manner” in wrestling parlance), and so are Baker’s doctoring credentials.
Stone Chilly Steve Austin
One of many top-five hottest wrestlers of all time, Stone Chilly Steve Austin didn’t use a health care provider gimmick within the ring. However throughout his feud with Vince McMahon within the late Nineteen Nineties, maybe probably the most profitable professional wrestling rivalry ever, he tricked McMahon into pondering he was one.
With McMahon within the hospital after one other wrestler harm his leg (kayfabe!) the prior week, McMahon thought he was receiving assist from the workers. Till Austin, dressed as a health care provider in scrubs, attacked him in his hospital mattress. The perfect half: Austin smacks McMahon within the head with a bedpan in one of many funnier wrestling moments you’ll see.
Significantly, that clanging sound you hear on the 1:06 mark of the clip beneath will reside in your head for a very long time.
Austin later referred to as it, “the funniest factor we ever did.”
As he wrote in his ebook,
“The story on the bedpan was that he wished me to beat him up . . . Vince got here up with the thought of me hitting him within the head with the bedpan whereas he was mendacity there in mattress. I mentioned, ‘Man, Vince, these items are fairly exhausting. They’re strong stainless-steel bedpans. I do not know learn how to hit you with it and have it not harm.’”
McMahon informed Austin to present it every thing he had. That shot to the top will need to have been painful, however practically 30 years later, persons are nonetheless speaking about it. Perhaps the ache was price it.
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Cash Tune of the Week
When Hanson launched its smash hit MMMBop in 1997, I didn’t pay a lot consideration. The band of youth/pre-teen brothers was WAY too bubblegum for me, and although it was unattainable to keep away from the track utterly—it was within the cultural zeitgeist for for much longer than I might have anticipated—I did a superb job of adjusting the radio station every time it started to play.
I by no means cared what the track was about as a result of I figured it was about one thing silly. Or as American Songwriter famous, “The true which means of the track typically will get eclipsed by the babbling barrage of mmmbops and duba dops all through the tune.”
Nearly 30 years later, I used to be scrolling by way of Instagram reels after I stumbled on this dramatic reenactment of a faux dialog an influencer was having with herself about MMMBop’s which means.
Then, I discovered this influencer producing one thing comparable.
I had no thought the lyrics informed the same story to what we’ve mentioned earlier than in Seasons of Your Life and Part of Life Spending the place we all know we solely have a lot time experiencing one a part of our lives or a sure group of relations and associates. As soon as that point is gone, we will by no means return.
When Isaac, Taylor, and Zac sing the next, it’s truly a relatively mature idea for a bunch of youngsters who hadn’t even gotten by way of highschool.
“Oh, so maintain on those who actually care/Ultimately, they will be the one ones there/Whenever you get outdated, begin shedding your hair/Are you able to inform me who will nonetheless care?”
As Zac informed GMA in 2018:
“Lots of people ask what ‘MMMBop’ means. Effectively ‘MMMBop’ as a phrase, it represents time. It represents the truth that time passes in a short time . . . And so in a narrative about reaching for what’s vital and sort of driving in the direction of the unattainable dream, ‘MMMBop’ is telling you: go now, go now, go now, as a result of in a second, in an ‘MMMBop,’ life might be over and have handed you by.”
I simply listened to the track right through for the primary time in years, and that confirmed I’m nonetheless not focused on listening to it regularly (it’s so very bubblegum). However now that Instagram and TikTok have taught me what the content material of the tune is all about, I’ve an entire new respect for what these youngsters had been doing all these years in the past.
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I’m simply going to depart this right here and again away from my laptop display screen.
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